THE GATE OF RELATIONSHIP

Upon entry at the gate of every relationship, a gatekeeper would say: "Please choose your desired problem... character, passion, material or fidelity and there is no such thing as 'none of the above'. Goodluck..."

THE BEST WAY TO MAKE ANYONE SUFFER

The best way to make any one suffer is to marry him/her and stay in the relationship

A ROMANTIC AND A REALISTIC

The problem about a romantic trapped in a relationship with a realistic is that soon enough they will discover that Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet has to be revised in their edition... This time Juliet with her teary eyes whispered to Romeo that she would die for him and stepping aside... Romeo swallowed to himself: "Good Lord, therein are plenty of fishes in the sea still and I shall not lose the whole forest for the saketh of a tree..."